Crabb describes the new ALP tax policy as a boon for fathers - "just like a Hi-5 DVD, there is a secret appeal to red-blooded dads; after the kids are in bed, Jack and Briony's educational online superhighway becomes a high-speed porn pipe, subsidised to the tune of 50 per cent by the taxpayer. Hooray!"

Crabb reflects the trained prejudice of many journalists. A father's only interest is downloading porn. Fathers are more interested in perving at the Hi-5 team, than playing with their children. Pity those poor children having to be in contact with the sub-prime parent.